Well, look who decided to show up! Yep, it's me, your long-lost favorite (or so I tell myself) blogger who's been MIA for over a month. Did you miss me? Crickets... okay, well, I'll take that as a yes.
Let me catch you up on the chaos that's been my life lately. First off, I moved. No, not to California like I wanted and definitely not to a beach house with a never-ending supply of margaritas (though a girl can dream). No, I moved somewhere decidedly less glamorous, and it was about as much fun as a root canal. At least I got a workout lifting all those boxes filled with stuff I swear I've never seen before. And that's after downsizing. Again. I was also reminded of why I don't go to the gym. Exercise? Blech. 0 out of 10. Do not recommend. Besides, in the words of the great Roger Murtaugh, I'm getting way too old for this crap (okay, so I'm paraphrasing). I keep telling myself my next move will be my last and will involve the cross-country travel I'm craving, which in turn means no lifting for me. It's a win-win.
And then there's been the whole "life kicking my ass" thing. Turns out that keeping up with the news these days while also trying to maintain any semblance of sanity is like juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle. Spoiler alert: I am not that coordinated. Between a new job, working on my CFRE, and trying to remember what day it is, I've somehow managed to pull myself out of the pit of despair (mostly) and get back to what I love most: writing and making you all laugh—or groan. I'm not picky.
So, I'm back, baby! and ready to dive back into the deep end of the crazy pool that is my brain. Stay tuned for more tangled musings and maybe even a few surprises. Or not. Who knows? I sure don't. But hey, that's half the fun, right? Yeah, right.
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