Evidently, some Harvard-educated expert has three words to say to someone who is rude for you.
So do I.
And they start with "kiss" and end with "my ass!"
Duh.
So a story about a woman who only spent twenty bucks for a dress that she wore to several weddings that had everyone talking.
Yeah, they were talking.
Talking about the yokel in the twenty dollar dress.
No one should be lonely. One of the whacky romantic notions I carry around is that everyone has that one special person on earth that they are supposed to meet and stay with.
Easy for me to say, I guess.
I already met mine.
We're still auditioning drummers for our blues-rock band and we are already getting offers to play gigs, except we still need a drummer.
Fingers crossed…
One of the funniest scenes I ever saw in a TV sitcom was in Wings, starring Tim Daly, Steven Weber, Tony Shalhoub, and Crystal Bernard. There was an episode where Brian (Weber) takes Antonio (Shalhoub) to the local meat market bar to "hustle some chicks."
Absolutely the funniest episode EVER!!!
Why do people put such a low value on life that they risk being burned, cut, scarred for life or worse to get recognized on a phone app?
I don't get it.
We never wanted anyone to know anything about our personal business.
It was our personal business.
If we went to a restaurant, we did not feel the unrelenting urge to take a picture of our meal and send it off to several people. Before visual capabilities, we would have had to call up our friend and say, "you'll never guess what I'm eating. Here, let me describe it to you."
How freakin' gay and pathetic is that?
Stop doing it.
A dog in Northern Ireland traveled forty miles in twenty-seven days to return to the douchebag owners that got rid of him.
I hope he took a big shit on the porch,
Another Russian military stratagem in the ongoing war with Ukraine: Russian military commanders are punishing the insubordinates who did not want to come willingly in the first place.
Smart.
The story said a woman was getting suspicious because her husband insisted on paying the babysitter outside the house.
She didn't need the fancy spy camera setup she bought to confirm her suspicions.
Could have saved you the time and money.
WHATEVER it is he insists on "paying" the girl out of your sight, you can bet the farm he is up to no good.
They are NOT conspiring to throw you a surprise party.
I know if WE ever had kids and if I wanted to pull that, Karen would be right behind me.
Probably not, though.
She's not like that.
Another reason I'm madly in love with her for the past 37 years.
I am FINALLY starting to get interested in NBA basketball.
The playoffs.
You know all those multi-millionaires are going to be giving their all.
Stay well.
