I just caught a glimpse of a picture of Nancy Pelosi and I love it because she always looks like she just set the doobie down and waved the smoke away with her hands, and then turned towards the camera.
I really do like the salty bird, though.
I like anybody who's not afraid to speak their mind.
The Supreme Court obviously doesn't give a damn about going after Trump for his part in the Jan. 6th insurrection. They are protecting their own self-interests and figure they are safe.
Scientists have developed a robotic dog to walk on the moon.
You got nothing better to do?
Will the dog know he is going to the moon as he sits in his storage area?
Or will he be released on the lunar surface only to turn back at the capsule and say Hey! This is not earth! This is the moon!
Probably not.
Stop showing pictures of people growing old.
Especially once-beautiful stars and celebrities. None of the pictures are flattering and the few that try to resist the natural aging process look like demented mallards.
I say that, even though I seemed to have personally solved the mystery of aging. I mean, it's a curse sometimes being seventy-year old arm candy.
The recent tornadoes raking the land of Oklahoma reminds me of working in a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Norman, Oklahoma, back in 2000. A devastating tornado ripped right through the town of Moore, Oklahoma, just a few miles north of Norman.
I later learned that the National Weather Center for Tornadoes was located in Norman, because the tornadoes never came through Norman, only to the north and east of the college town. But they always came close which made them easy to study.
Karen didn't think so as she huddled in the hallway closet with our two dogs supplying the doggie breath as they waited for the tornado to pass.
Some dumbass writer did a story and showed a map of the United States and the "best places to be" if a nuclear war broke out.
How about nowhere?
In the absence of all diplomacy, madness will reign until the very end.
Until then, half of China's major cities are sinking.
Venice, Italy is sinking.
Jakarta, Indonesia is sinking.
Wtf?
I thought I had the answer.
I'd get really, really, really stoned and then take a look at our political landscape.
Here's what came to mind.
We suck.
We don't have a good choice of leaders to lead our nation.
I think Jojo has emptied the tank. I also think he did a good job during his administration.
I still don't trust Trump.
And it looks like you can cross Kristi Noem off his VP shortlist.
Real nice story about killing your puppy.
Shut up South Dakota.
You elected her governor.
So why don't we just start over?
Erase the board.
One vote, one popular election.
Most votes win the presidency.
Second-most votes is the V.P.
Did I do it again?
Sometimes I hate being right all the time.
Stay well.
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