More sayings from Milford, taken out of context, just because we can.
It's a bit like a literary death by chocolate.
I didn't get much of an impression of Marianna.
That's because I forgot she was in it.
"I think he could bring up the idea of vegetables as a sacrifice.
The missing term in the Drake Equation is the fuckwittery constant.
I like Anthony's idea of vampire and hunter sharing a lift. Two will enter, one will leave.
Apparently through the nipples, according to the website.
The pace is fine. Any faster and my brain would have been leaking out through all my orifices.
I felt quite sorry for your character, despite her taste in trousers.
They hit the banana reset button.
My domestic instincts are not that strong. I don't care that there is a dead pigeon in the corner as long as it stays there.
I am a stalker. Not stupid.
I think we're gonna need a bigger cafatiere.
A strong man is useful for moving furniture, but you wouldn't want one to run the country.
This story is Brothers Grimm meets Deliverance.
There are possibilities for government snooping. Boris would bloody love this.
I think you're going to call a penis a tallywhacker and just get on with it.
At one point you say 'He fumbles for his tool' which is going to get attention from teenage boys and those who still have teenage brains.
I hate this kind of fiction completely, so it says a lot that I didn't hate this.
By page ten I'd got over my tantrum.
I'm definitely your target audience for this, and that's where my problem starts.
I don't see douche-bag sticking around for centuries, like bollocks for example.
I was suddenly in a White Stuff clothing catalogue and just like: Oh this shirt is white. Are the sleeves floofy or what?
Is this wibbly wobbly spacey-wacey?
I'm not actually sure the ornamental lake at Tebay services is deep enough to submerge a kelpie and rider in.
This is beautifully written. If only I knew what was going on it would be perfect.
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