FIST OF FEAR, TOUCH OF DEATH (1980) - It's the review FOURTEEN YEARS in the making! Yep, Fist of Fear, Touch of Death is yet another one of those classically bad films that I had planned on reviewing here on Balladeer's Blog back in 2010 but it always fell by the wayside. At long last this review can stand alongside my examinations of other Bruceploitation flicks like The Clones of Bruce Lee and The Dragon Lives Again.
A fictional Karate Tournament being held in Madison Square Garden is hyped as a battle to be the successor to Bruce Lee. That's just an excuse to feature a conspiracy theory about Bruce having been murdered and mix it in with stock footage from the Master's interviews, movies, and tv appearances.
Also stretching out this jumbled mess to feature length are scenes from several 1970s and 1960s Chop Socky movies which are supposed to be footage chronicling Bruce's ancestor, who is called a samurai even though samurai are Japanese, not Chinese. Other forced connections with Lee pollute this sewage.
Where to start with this Psychotronic gem? Well, for starters, it's obvious that the late Bruce Lee couldn't do anything about the footage of him in this low-class bomb, but Fred Williamson and, of all people - ADOLPH CAESAR - chose to participate in this dreck PLAYING THEMSELVES!
Okay, blaxploitation legend Williamson has his fair share of schlock among his screen credits, but Adolph Caesar was one of the greatest stage actors of all time and his performance in A Soldier's Story (1984) helped make it the powerful movie that it still is.
If you need a Psychotronic connection to justify Caesar's presence in this travesty, his very memorable voice narrated film trailers for several grindhouse flicks and horror films over the years. Mr. Caesar is a total boss in this movie, making it clear that he knows it's sheer garbage and smirking sardonically throughout his screen time.
He's being himself, Adolph Caesar, as if he is doing sports commentary for the Madison Square Garden tournament for network television. The bizarre tone of this film is set within the first five minutes, as Caesar's description of a karate tussle we're seeing in the ring includes the words "suddenly, he grabs for the eyes and twists violently, ripping them out from the sockets and in a dazzling piece of showmanship tossing them to the crowd."
A dazzling piece of showmanship. To toss your opponent's torn-out eyes into the crowd. All said in the legendary voice of Adolph Caesar. It's a true "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto" moment for viewers who are used to more conventional fare.
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