Man, don't turn your back on Superman during date night is the lesson of the day. After their champagne dinner at the Fortress of Not As Much Solitude As Usual, Lois excuses herself to change into something more comfortable, and I can't imagine what that means, since she's never been here before and they didn't arrive with luggage.

But while she's out of the room, Superman takes the opportunity to call his mom and tell her that he's quitting his job, which is probably something that he and Lois should have discussed first.

"If this is what you wish," Lara tells him, based on a procedurally-generated AI conversation from the distant past, "if you intend to live your life with a mortal — you must live as a mortal. You must become one of them."

So I've got a question that I'm not sure they've considered: How come?

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